Good afternoon friends! And the rest of you, as well. Things are very busy here in the labs. You see, we’ve had a breakthrough! A complete revolution! All the long hours of experiments have paid off, all the intern sacrifices were worth it. (Sorry about the eye, Scarface!) At last we have achieved true greatness! One might even call it brilliance! What am I talking about? Why it’s our most fiendish Halloween costume yet. Behold, the GlowMan!

It is mind-blowing, is it not? I see you are speechless. Yes, so you should be.

Get up and get glowing

You see, Halloween is a most magical time of year. Trick or Treating is a national treasure unrivaled by such silly things as apple pie and baseball! But trick or treating also takes place at night. I think you see the problem here. Most costumes — less revolutionary costumes — require light for you to appreciate them. Not these unique costumes, oh no. These babies work best with the lights off. Observe!

Glow for it

We have so many options for you! Some called us mad (fair enough) but we persisted and now we have not just GlowMan costumes but GlowGirls! And a GlowPrincess! (I created the GlowWitch for my mother in law.) And why be robots in disguise like some major film franchises (We also carry Transformers costumes.) when you could be a GlowRobot in Lights!

GlowMan Robots are a Bright idea!

I know you are excited. So excited that you can’t wait to get your hands on these glowing beauties. “Professor Doctor Dippel,” you cry, “I need them now!” My lovelies, I have one more treat for you. Yes, just for you. From now until Halloween you can get 15% off each and every costume on HalloweenStreet.com. 15%! All day, every day. Use the code HS5 when you check out to save. Until next week. Dippel out!

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